#3

peggy commissioned someone to paint a portrait of her for $2,500...al jumped out the window....vile woman

#2

these are the different styles of glasses that al tried on after he realized that his prescription from the 4th grade wasn't really cutting it anymore...he ended up with the last pair, but quickly stomped on them when he actually saw what his customers/kids/peg looked like...it was a good choice...

#1

Al...thinking about big'uns...